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My Son The Soldier. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (15 hours old)

My Son the Soldier How great a man he must be To be joined in the fight to set another part of the world free. My Son the Soldier So very proud of you we are To all of us who love you, yo… more

Sex Is Best Cure for Lack of Sex! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (16 hours old)

Edinburgh-Scotland: Researchers at Edinburgh University following an exhaustive five year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, confirmed today that the pure act of se… more

In the Silence of Obedience - Poetry From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (16 hours old)

Creation spreads its wings Humanity captures and cages it Shadows in a mirror Society’s brittle nests on fire; enrages Burn them down To the ground In the silence of obedience Hosts a… more

Positive thoughts From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (17 hours old)

I love being with Jake because 1) He doesn't consume me. I am still myself, and he is himself. I don't expect to change him, and I feel good enough in who I am when I am with him. I make my plans,… more

"My snake has excellent GPS in the jungle" From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (19 hours old)

he reassures me when I warn him that I am letting all grow out to visit this wax lady in around a week. This is the least I can do to show my solidarity with his pain as he is about to undergo his … more

WMD Dicovered in Tehran! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials as it tried to board a ship head… more

For Wildwitch... re Mayors and Pumpkins. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (1 day old)

I do wonder about some people. I usually wear a pentacle although you generally can't see it. One hot summer though I was on the tube in London and wearing a black tee shirt and it was on view. As I w… more

Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The investigation follows Bercow’s headline-grabbin… more

Exciting news!!! From LibraryGirl in Confessions of a kooky Library Assistant (1 day old)

I was just eating dinner and watching my daily fix of hollyoaks, just minding my own, when the telephone rang. The annoyance i felt at being disturbed during my soaps soon disappeared when i was met b… more

Life Isn't Always Funny Is It? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

For a Friend. Life isn't always funny is it My emotions are bottled up inside me No one can feel, no one can see No one can comprehend How I feel, who I am How much I'm hurting, crying out f… more

Something fishy! From LibraryGirl in Confessions of a kooky Library Assistant (1 day old)

It was really busy at work today, didn't stop for a second. And it didn't help when we're so short staffed either. There was a time when it went suddently quiet and i used this time to go put some boo… more

Phone Sex-Error! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, made headlines today after his attempt to … more

Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

A two year study conducted by Scientists in Denmark has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine. The men behind the medical breakthrough, Dr. H.Grettel and his colleague Prof… more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

I’L Shave My Pussy Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Caernarfon in Gwynedd North Wales: A drunken prank went too far last night when cat owner Ruby Merrell, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of … more

Clinical Depression and Pain From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (2 days old)

Clinical Depression and Back Pain Depression is by far the most common emotion associated with chronic back pain. The type of depression that often accompanies chronic pain is referred to as majo… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

Germany Celebrates Reunification! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders at a prayer service at a former East Berlin… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

"I Did it For the 77 Virgins" From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

BBC London UK- In an extremely rare interview to be shown later this week on BBC2, Cat Stevens now known as Yusuf Islam, talked frankly about his past, his present, his future and his faith. Duri… more

Art and Flu. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (3 days old)

I'm stuffed with a cold. Not swine flu but 'man' flu so I'm having a whinge! Nobody in the house at the moment to whinge to so you lot are copping it instead. It's a bloody weird thing but I was … more

TV Moan. Now let's see that again!!!... From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (3 days old)

Cable now seems to have only five main themes. 'Most shocking video clips', 'fat reducing surgery' TV, 'American syndicates' (eg CSI, Without a Trace etc), people who catch snakes (wow, isn't there… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

I'm Inside The Queen! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, Liverpool explained that he has been a blood do… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more